I wish we could stay here forever… and ever… and ever.

(Source: jannapahkina)

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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

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"That was everything I hoped it would be." (x)

(Source: theleftamygdala)

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mazarinedrake:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Like many other things, we can blame the Victorians and their insistence that anything important also be respectable for Shakespeare snobbery. The man had an undeniable impact on the English language and English literature. He also liked to write dialogue that reads like Ye Olde Lockre Roome Banter. These things are not mutually exclusive!

mazarinedrake:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Like many other things, we can blame the Victorians and their insistence that anything important also be respectable for Shakespeare snobbery. The man had an undeniable impact on the English language and English literature. He also liked to write dialogue that reads like Ye Olde Lockre Roome Banter. These things are not mutually exclusive!

137,635 notes 

sonnyforpresident:

stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

when school starts at 12 I will probably still oversleep

32,046 notes 

thefuuuucomics:

this is kinda therapeutic to watch

(Source: vintae)

426,049 notes 

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

116,495 notes 

brbjellyfishing:

hunterbflame:

queeristic:

imdavisdang:

gvtsn:

y is that beyonce idgi

WH Y DO I SEE IT?!

I don’t get Beyonce, but Lorde is spot on.

Cause Beyoncé is the NidoQUEEN

This somehow all makes sense to me

(Source: meu-lugar-imperfeito)

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)

320,991 notes 

lulz-time:

gnarky:
first day of school outfit

lulz-time:

gnarky:

first day of school outfit

84,161 notes 

vettechadventures:

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

7,353 notes 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

23,259 notes 

  • Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
  • Friend: But she's really a
  • Me: No stop

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